you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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