I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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