Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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