well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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