one might say we're banned from that church
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I feel like death gave me a hand job
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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