and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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