But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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