That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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