I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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