no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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