North Korea, Best Korea!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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