Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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