ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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