so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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