he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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