Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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