Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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