Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
