I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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