My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
