ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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