I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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