How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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