I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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