We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Bring me that man meat
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Randomize
