I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
third nipple confirmed
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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