D3 body, D1 cock
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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