...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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