I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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