But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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