There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
