It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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