You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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