There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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