My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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