we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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