barbara walters just said penis...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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