So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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