So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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