Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
