I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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