my mouth tastes like poor choices
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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