did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
