What a fucking waste of an outfit
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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