And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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