i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
My ATM looks so different sober.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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