She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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