By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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