a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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