Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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