So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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