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(248): View more from Michigan

did you get engaged???

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(212): View more from New York

I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.

(503): View more from Oregon

Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for

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(408): View more from California

I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.

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(210): View more from Texas

well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry

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(360): View more from Washington

He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.

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(971): View more from Oregon

I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.

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