sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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