i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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