apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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