while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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